You might have the child that gets excited about all things Back to School. From getting new school supplies to seeing new friends, September is something to look forward to.
For my son, starting second grade, came with moans and complaints. He does not enjoy the hustle and bustle in the mornings and the end of our leisurely summertime days.
I decided I needed to make something to cheer him up and get excited about school. Since I won’t be able to accompany him to school to cheer him through the day, I wanted sneak something in his lunchbox to make him smile.
He loves jokes so I whipped up these printable cards to add some laughter to his afternoon. There are 10 jokes in total for two weeks worth of lunches.
I printed this sheet on a piece of 8.5″ x 11″ card stock paper, cut them into 10 individual cards and packed one per day in his lunch for two weeks. Get yours here
Our Favorite Back-to-School Jokes
What did A say to B?
Answer: C you later
What’s the king of all school materials?
Answer: the ruler
How do bees get to school?
Answer: on a school buzz
What does a librarian use for fishing bait?
Answer: a book worm
Where is the best place at school to plant a flowers?
Answer: kinderGARDEN
What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
Answer: Arrrrt
What school building has the most stories?
Answer: the library
What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
Answer: Hisssstory
What did one math book say to the other?
Answer: you have problems
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Answer: it felt crumby
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Send your little ones off to school with a laugh!
